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Aphrodisiac the carnal advances of a horny scumbag. Common "aphrodisiacs" include large dicks, costly powders, fast cars, Visa gold cards and money in all of its higher denominations.

AC/DC socket.

Anal Retention of personality development. Anal retention is also what a homosexual does when he does not want to get sperm on the upholstery.

Ass Belch fudge packed.

Asshole Asshole Buddy "Jeff Moses is my asshole buddy. I can ass belch at the dinner table, and he keeps scarfing his burrito."

Ballbuster castration complexes. Synonyms: Career woman, girlfriend.

Bimbo she wanted for herself.

Blowjob bitch.

Bone Museum of Natural History. As a noun, a bone is a blood- engorged biological organ with a high concentration of pleasure sensors in its tissue. As a verb, to bone is to do anything a consenting adult wants to do with his bone.

Butt Cherry even after a bitch has lost her ass virginity. Synonyms: Brown-eye, bun nugget, pucker bud, executive vice president.

Butt Plug rectum and left there well beyond the statute of merciful limitations. Most commonly worn by the American tax- paying public.

Callipygian nice ass". Usage: She was a callipygian bitch; so I packed her fudge.

Choad and as it spurts from his spring. Usage: The bitch's face was smeared in choad.

Clitoris bitch's pussy. She is very interested in a scumbag knowing where her clitoris is and will reward him for making its discovery. Synonyms: Joy buzzer, love button, pearl.

Coprophilia essential skill for a successful career in the advert- ising, entertainment or politics industries.

Cream Puffer milky discharge; yet continues to blow.

Cum anything from mayonnaise to tapioca pudding. Synonyms: Jizz, load, manchowder, wad.

Cum Sponge hearty appetite for anything from mayonnaise to topioca pudding. Synonyms: Scum dump, spuzz receptacle, wad sop.

Cunt may be one.

Dick Dick Ornament Dildo including double-dong, strap-on and Republican.

Doggy-Style leg behind his neck, leaning forward and licking his balls. Synonym: Ron Jeremy mode.

Douchebag enough to be a scumbag's mother, and yet still tries to bust his balls.

Enema MORE to CUM.......