MEMORANDUM

To: All Clients who have recently purchased or are about to purchase a dog.

From: Stokes A. Baird and James C. Ladd

Re: What NOT to name your dog.

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex".

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me, when i went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too". Then I said, "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. " I've had Sex since I was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid!!!

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for Sex. I said, "You dont understand, Sex keeps me awake at night". The clerk said, "me too".

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around, I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But you dont understand", I said. "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V.". He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before i was married". The judge said, "Me too". Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too".

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?". I said, "I'm looking for Sex".

My case comes up friday.....