[Note: this is in response to "looking for a wife" that you posted about a month ago] Looking for a Husband Hardware Requirements: 1. Pleasant screen and durable chassis. 2. Hard drive - no floppies! 3. User definable sex drive. 4. Must come certified "bug free." 5. Top-of-the-line joystick. Software Requirements: 1. Compiler for IOHL (International Obedient Husband Language) basic command subset (e.g. of_course_dear, yes_I_will_watch_the_kids, just_use_the_credit_card). 2. Must be easily programmable. 3. Single-user mode ONLY. 4. Very-user-friendly interface. |