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Life and Adventures
of Catherine - Part 1
"Talking Mining
Colony Holovid Blues"
Angry red and orange
of Ching Tai Optics image enhancer... "..Jojo left
his home in Tuscon Arizona / For some California grass.."...
Grey bullet
wrapped around my legs, silver where the air-film clings... "Ichi,
ni,
san, chi..." The moon shining in cold blue pseudocolour
of the SysCyber
and she sings to it and it isn't even hers... "..I've got
the brains /
you've got the looks / let's make lots of money.."... "Lover"
sings the
bullet... "..Now look at me like a Stormtrooper in Drag
/ I bet you feel
exactly like I do.."...
"Showtime!!"
I groaned as a loud drum roll echoed through the air followed
by a
shrill major-chord fanfare of synthesizer horns and strings backed
by a
slippery fretless bass glide. I rolled off the inflatible into
the warm
water of the Silvermoon's tank and with a couple of strokes I
reached
the edge and climbed out. A nasal voice began to sing a lyric
over the
relentless urgency of the music; as ever, I hadn't a clue what
the
words were, my half-sleep state making my incomprehension that
much more
acute. Picking up a white bathrobe that lay at the poolside I
put it
on, savouring it's seductive touch on my wet skin as I tied the
cord
around my waist.
"Turn it down for God's sake, I moaned. The volume diminished
a
trifle. "How can I concentrate to kick the software into
action with
that unholy row."
"This is your culture Greenacre!" the voice of the
captain came from
above and beyond the pool wall, probably from the engineer's
console;
"late twentieth century, Gary Numan even! Have you no soul
you
philistine!"
I groaned in reply "Yes I know, 'We Take Mystery To Bed'
1982,
Beggars Banquet Records. I like it but I prefer to be awake to
like
it." I closed my eyes and concentrated:
++ SysCom Cyber
Corporation ++
++ Cyber 8 Cerebral Enhancer ++
++ Concurrent N.O.S v5.3 ++
++ ++ Initialising..
++
++ System OK.
++ Biomonitor - Blood sugar -20% nominal
++ Blood press 70/115 nominal
++ Blood O2/CO2 nominal
++ OK
The green characters
flitted across my vision, appearing as though
they were half a metre before my eyes; they weren't, of course,
they
were being fed directly to my optic nerve from the biochip implant
in my
cerebral cortex, a SysCom 8, one of the third generation models
that I'd
had fitted at the same time as the vocal chord range extension
and the
Ching Tai Optics system fitted to my left eye. Hell, wasn't that
an
operation to remember! I thought of the word "chronograph"
and the green
characters vanished to be replaced by a row of figures in the
peripheral
region of my vision which informed me that the time was 0822(shipboard)
and the date was the fourteenth of July 2332.
I opened my eyes and willed he green figures away and duly away
they
went. "Well, where's the show this time?" I asked as
I climbed the
spiral stairs to the middle level of the bridge. Sliandra looked
up
from the main drive console as I reached the top of the staircase,
her
green cat eyes shining from her pointed leopard face, framed
by the
golden yellow of her flowing mane. I would never quite get used
to
seeing her. She was a Leopard caste Amthren, a race decended
from
feline analogues on a world in the Rishthrane Sector, one of
the races
that had found we Terrans rather than the other way around. According
to the history books, we'd called them "Were-Cats"
at first; indeed
they looked like some sort of a bipedal cross between a tall
human and
one of the Terran great cats, but that was before we'd learnt
each
other's language and before we'd learnt of the business acumen
of the
leopard-caste. I'd first met her on Track's World towards the
end of
the Dralasite Conflict in the summer of '29. With my usual lack
of
discretion I'd taken a job as a mercenary pilot, flying an antique
mark 3 Stinger fighter for what turned out to be the losing side.
My
stolen single-seater just about made it to Track's where I had
run
across Sliandra smuggling arms to the winning side and in need
of a good
pilot.
Sliandra stood up and put her spotted furry arm across my
shoulder. "Party time is out in the Urgenic Deeps, a mining
colony,"
she said in her lightly accented english.
"Terrific, three weeks sub-light from any half-way safe
jump zone and
then we have to find a way through the mag-storms," I grumbled.
There was a whistle from the pool below, and a squark, followed
by a
strange cross between the two. It was a curse in Delphine which
roughly
translated into "Your mother fucks sharks," which is
a pretty heavy
expletive in anyone's language, in Delphine it was very heavy
indeed.
Sliandra and I looked over the rail to the pool below; Silvermoon
was
swimming in lazy circles. She whistled again:
"The last time I was there we nearly got wiped by a freak
storm, I
don't want to go back! Come back to bed Peter!" the last
was added in
a falling cadence, a heartfelt entreaty. Sliandra shot me a look
of
stifled humour and I grinned back.
"I'd love to Silver, but The Chief has a job for us,"
I warbled back
in Delphine, invoking the SysCom to pull my modified vocal chords
to
make the necessary sounds. Silvermoon turned a slow somersault
in the
pool before protesting about the earliness of the hour and that
she
wanted something to eat before calculating the jump vectors.
I smiled as she swam for the exit tunnel. She had been serious
in
her offer of a return to her bed. We had been lovers for almost
as long
as I had served under Sliandra's command. I remember reading
that the
first trans-species bonding contract had been ratified back in
2098,
seven years after the communications breakthrough between our
two races
that followed the Honshu Incident. Dolphins were a common sight
around
the spacelanes, their natural psi abilities making the mind warping
task of translight navigation relatively trivial. Slightly less
common
was pair-bonding between our two species, but we shared an unstoppable
curiosity and so it was not unknown for certain individuals to,
shall we say, experiment.
"You haven't asked who we're flying for yet," said
Sliandra.
"I almost hate to," I replied, "but you're going
to tell me anyway,
right?" "Fat Charlie," she said with a broad smile
which exposed her
wicked looking teeth.
"Oh Hell's Donkeys! Not The Archangel."
"The very same. And there's more; we're shipping mucky books."
"Pardon?"
"Erotica, Pornography, Holovids and Simstim's of reproductive
behaviour."
"You're kidding!"
"No, it's on the beam! Apparently out on the mining colonies
there
are nowhere near enough Stepfords or real females to go round
and a
chronic shortage of reading literature; first out there with
some good
clean fun is going to make a killing!"
"Let me guess: chronic imbalance between the sexes out there"
"Eight hundred to one at the last count; one hour with a
Stepford
sets you back five hundred Galcreds."
"Szjat!"
"So you see, plenty big Galcreds for Mr Archangel if he
gets there
first, and plenty big rakeoff for pretty leopard, pretty dolphin
and
not-so-pretty human into the bargain."
I shook my head, smiling at Sliandra's favourite way of referring
to
her crew. "Why aren't we shipping Stepfords instead."
"Two reasons I can think of," said Sliandra, licking
her left forepaw
and starting to wash behind her ears: "First up, a good
quality
cybernetic streetwalker is going to command a purchase price
of 10k
Creds at least, and all Stepfords are custom built remember so
the lead-
time is horrendous. Second, they have no room for them up there
and so
our kind sponsor is getting us to haul some top quality porn
for him.
Ahh, that's better." She added the latter as she scratched
under her
chin with her forepaw.
"Knowing Fat Charlie the Archangel, it won't be top quality;
nothing
of his ever is." I gave a rueful grin, the fast-cred and
shady deals of
our irregular client were well known.
"We shall see; we load Charlie's crates and some top-flight
laser
mining kit which he's also selling to MagCorp at nine hundred
hours,
dock Lima Nine, out by ten thirty and if pretty dolphin gets
her fishy
act together we go translight by midday. So take your places
gentlemen
please and let's get this show on the road!"
She indicated the pilot's chair, raised on a dais on the middle
deck
behind the helm. As I took my place and began to invoke the docking
release procedures the old Paul Simon song "Crazy Love"
came over the
JBL's installed in the roof of the flight deck - the song which
had
caused Charlie DaPalma to be known as "Fat Charlie the Archangel"
to the
crew of the SpaceFreighter CSF367/66 Catherine The Great ever
after.
It had soon become apparent that translight by midday was off
the
cards when Sliandra had appeared in the docking bay at nine fifteen
carrying her black attache case. I was supervising the loading
of Fat
Charlie's dubious crates and the rest of the cargo when she wandered
across to me.
"I'm just off stationside; I have a little business to attend
to."
"There aren't, perchance, any manifest disks in there are
there?"
I said with a smile. She rattled the case. From within came the
chink
of bright steel chains and who knows what else.
"Are there ever?" she said back and, with a jaunty
stride, she walked
down the loading ramp towards the travel tubes. That's my captain,
never let business get in the way of pleasure.
True enough it was fifteen hundred hours before I nosed the bulk
of
our Spacewhale from the cargo bays of Rigel 2's transit station
and out
on impulse power for the jump zone. Silvermoon and I were both
wired up
to Catherine's computers and we idled the time away by playing
a game of
speed-chess between course alterations and vector recalculations.
I had
just gained the upper hand in the fifth game when we were interrupted
by
Rigel control.
"Sliandra." whistled Silvermoon, "warm up the
charms; Rigel have
given us the next path out."
"Got it. Charm drives leaving pre-ignition state for hot
standby."
came the Captain's reply, the ship shuddering briefly as the
magnetic
plasma bottles fired into life in a flip of electronic switch-states,
holding within their annular swirls the myriad swarms of the
monsters of
quantum physics.
Flipping my computer into synch with that of the drive' I was
treated
to a brief subliminal flash of the triple-starred and skeletonned
"Psi
Hazard Warning" logo and the message that prolonged use
of inertial
simulators can lead to distortions of mental acuity, followed
by a shorm
message from the Hawkins Corporation telling me to have a nice
day.
Then came the solid green characters:
++ CHARM DRIVE
STATUS - HOT STANDBY ++
++ - HELM CONTROL ++
My vision flipped
to an external view of the the ship, a view supplied
by her computers directly to my visual cortex. The gravity lines
of
local space superimposed themselves in white upon the blackness
of
space, a distant ship a red pyramid with the words "CPV890/75
Aleister
Crowley" floating beside it, Rigel 2 a purple distant sphere,
red lines
marking incoming and outgoing flight vectors. A green dot flashed
before me indicating that drives were now under my mental command
and I
started to invoke the ignition sequences for the neutrino pulse
that
would flip Catherine The Great across two hundred parsecs of
space on a
wave of tachyons.
++ INCOMING TRANSMISSION
- JUMP WILL BE SUCCESSFUL ++
Silvermoon received
the same message, whistled her readiness and,
with a flicker of concentration I put the charm drives online.
Twenty seconds before we left Rigel we arrived at Urgenic Deeps
Jump
Zone T4. The Charm Drives entered their wind-down sequences and
Sliandra transmitted the message we received before we began
our journey
across the vastness of space. Tachyon travel was incredibly safe;
you
knew if your jump was successful before you made it; if you didn't
receive a clear jump message it meant that you made the jump
wrongly,
transmitted a "No Jump" message and flatlined the charm
ignition
sequence and so you never made the jump in the first place and,
therefore, never transmitted a "No Jump" in the first
place. Yeah, I
don't understand it either and I've flown charm drive ships for
fifteen
years. The trick to FTL travel was getting to the right place
first
time as "Clear to jump" signals had to be transmitted
as soon as you
came off the wave. Silvermoon soon let us know that we had got
where we wanted to be by leaping from her pool with a squeal.
"Right on the button! Am I beautiful or am I beautiful!"
I put Catherine The Great into a 50 kiloclick elliptical intercept
of
the last calculated position of the mining colony we sought,
angling the
ship to spiral up and out from the gravitational whirlpool we
had
created by our arrival, flying along the distorted white lines
of the
tortured gravity field, the turns and climbs and impulse-drive
acceleration seeming to push me back into my seat as the inertia
simulator fed my brain with the fantasy that I was experiencing
G-
Stress. I admit to being one of the old-school of pilots; I found
flying a lot easier on hallucinations.
"Yes my darling," I transmitted to my lover over the
intercom, "But
let's get out of this gravity well before we celebrate."
Five minutes later, just as I DSed the Upcom, Sliandra brought
the
McKinley Outboards up to power and we accelerated to a smooth
one tenth
the speed of light, Silvermoon retracting the shields from the
front of
the ship and guiding us on visual towards the flickering blue
star where
lay MagCorp's selenium operation and twelve thousand lonely ore-jockeys.
The lights had dimmed for the night-cycle on Catherine The Great's
flight deck as I slipped into Silvermoon's pool, the water that
enveloped me seeming to flow forever into the deep blue-blackness
of the
endless night of space. The ship flew onward to our destination
on
autopilot, the sleeping SysCom set to interrupt me should the
Spacewhale's systems detect anything untoward. I swam to the
spaceward
rim of the pool and looked out to the myriad stars and galaxies.
Something brushed across my dangling legs and moments later a
grey shape
broke the surface of the water beside me. Reaching over I caressed
the
pointed snout that angled itself towards me, her skin smooth
and soft to
the touch. She opened her mouth, making a clicking sound in her
throat.
Delphine sweet nothings, simple sounds that bonded us together
as
tightly as any contract. She pushed past me, my hand slipping
across
her back and to the side of her dorsal fin. She dived, spiralling
around my legs, her teeth nibbling playfully at my legs as I
seized hold
of her tail, allowing myself to be pulled underwater, using my
purchase
to pull myself up her back to seize hold of her dorsal as we
glided
through the dark water, slowly surfacing to breathe together
in a shared
gasp. I loosed my hold of her and she turned around with a languid
flip
of her powerful tail to slip like a shadow towards me.
"Love?" she asked, the sound a tiny, delicate thing
in the Delphine
language.
"Love," I replied as she nosed into me and I took her
head in my
hands and let her push me backwards so that her lithe, warm body
covered
mine, the word no less tiny and sweet in my tongue. As I went
under I
wrapped my legs around the back of her strong tail and we pressed
our
bodies close to each other. Deep below her skin I could feel
her heart
beating slow and mighty within her graceful frame. I felt a wave
of
comfort breaking over me, my eyes closed and my breath held but
my mind
afire with love and wonder at the flowing beauty that I embraced
in our
subredtic ballet.
Like quicksilver we flowed through the dark waters of the pool;
our
light was the glow of the stars and our bed was of warm, still
water.
We surfaced together, again breathing a single gasp, and again
we dived
into the spectral roaring silence of the pool, an underwater
silence of
low sounds and heartbeats, spiralling by degrees down into the
depths as
though we could have swum together among the shoals of stars,
the gas-
cloud shallows and the deep emptiness of space that surrounded
us. My
lover lay on her back when we next surfaced, deliberate movements
of her
tail keeping us afloat in her microcosmic ocean.
"Lover..." she trilled, the sound splashing through
the surface of
the water.
"My Beauty," I whispered in return.
No more words were necessary in her language or mine; indeed,
in
those times before our peoples had spoken, each to each, no words
could
have expressed the unity of our hearts and souls. And no words
could do
so now. With a twist of her sinuous frame she brought us to the
brink of intimacy and, for our shared love and with endless gratitude,
I
slipped inside her. We both gave a cry as I gained possession
of her
and she of me, sliding deep into the liquid cave of her passion.
Her
sleek grey body pushed hard against me and I held her as tightly
as I
could to my chest, my head pressed against the underside of her
beak, my
legs entwining around her tail, weaving a tapestry of human and
dolphin
threads. I lay deep within her, drinking the sensation of her
hot, damp
cleft wrapped tight around me. We dived again, turning a somersault
in
the silent waters. I clung as firmly as I could, keeping hard
and fast
within her, her puissant muscles that propelled us causing her
molten
warmth to tighten and relax endearingly around me. We both gave
a cry
of ecstasy as we broke the surface, gulping air as again we dove
below
the surface, her grey-blue delphine shape sparkling with the
starlight
that seemed to shine in constellations from her night black eye.
Countless were our turns that night, countless the spirals and
volutions of our lovemaking. For an age our essences mingled
in
glorious synergy in the limpid salt waters of the pool, our skins
wet
and shining, clinging hard and furious to each other, my hands
roaming
over her glistening body as we turned and rolled before I spilled
my
soul deep within her body. The endless, immortal night spun on
towards
eternity as we drifted apart for a moment, the pearls of our
lust
scattering throughout the waters.
Then together we lay.
We wept as we lay together on the hydrostatic bed, my head supported
above the water, the bed on which we lay submerged some twenty
centimetres below the surface of the pool, her head across my
chest
shiny silver and weighty. For our love and for each other we
wept:
weeping tears of thankful, poignant joy for our sharing of the
gift of
life, weeping gentle tears of devotion to the salt water for
the gift of
each other. There are those that will tell you that a dolphin
cannot
weep. But they are wrong. As we lay still and I held her, tracing
the
line of her permanent smile until she opened her beak and she
nibbled my
hand with a gentle, caressing pressure, we wept for the pleasure
and the
beauty of our company and our love.
And then together we slept.
The rest of the journey to the mining colony was, from a pilot's
point of view, uneventful. Two days into the journey Sliandra
with the
assistance of Catherine's computers finally cracked the entry
codes for
fat Charlie's cargo pods. Inside the first one we opened was
a note
from the Archangel himself which congratulated us on breaking
the codes;
he may have been a shady customer but he had a sense of humour.
Contrary to expectations his wares were of quite a high quality
but, as
is ever the case, the product was of mixed artistic merit. We
watched a
few of the holovids whilst sunning ourselves around grecian splendour
of
the flight deck pool, awarding them points as we watched the
bump and
grind and dubious dialogue. Sliandra performed as Master of Ceremonies
for our entertainment.
"Ladies and gentlemen," she began, "for your further
viewing pleasure
this evening, Archangel Productions are proud to present.."
there was a
pause as she checked the label on the HV disc: "Satraganarius
Sex
Party."
Silvermoon and I fell about laughing. Silvermoon, squeaking her
chortles, backflipped across the pool, drenching Sliandra in
the
process.
"Careful, you'll damage the merchandise!" roared Sliandra
as she
started the recording.
We counted thirty two seconds between the two actors meeting
to the
moment he climbed on top of her. The dialogue consisted of stilted,
badly rehearsed phrases and groans, the actors kindly informing
us when
they were coming, Silvermoon informing us that she had never
fully
understood the phrase "I'm coming" as it always sounded
like the speaker
was trying to catch up with their partner. I reached over the
edge of
the pool, laughing as she rubbed against my arm that dangled
in the
water. The Delphine phrase for the moment of bliss that the actors
so
cruelly were massacaring in three dimensions above our heads
approximately translated into human speech as the word "together".
Sliandra consulted the manifest printout that we had found alongside
Fat
Charlie's note. "Hey you two, there's one here called 'Dolphin
Lust'"
"Seen it!" we chorused from across the pool.
"Any good?"
"Sharkbait!" whistled Silvermoon. "We saw it at
the pleasure complex
on Kapella last year, based on a scene from a late twentieth
century
celluloid format movie."
"Easy Travel to Other Planets?" asked Sliandra.
"Yes, sort of a graphic rendition of the love scene; totally
ruined
the atmosphere of the original." I replied.
"Caused a hell of a fuss when it came out in nineteen ninety
seven
you know. Music was by a band called Riding The Nightmare, got
the
soundtrack about somewhere," volunteered Sliandra, yet again
astonishing
us with her knowledge of late twentieth century Terran trivia.
"Oh, here's a good one," said Sliandra, consulting
the manifest
further, "It's called 'Kiss My Whip'"
Again, the flight deck was rocked by laughter.
The holovid flickered to show the image of tall terran woman,
dressed
in nothing but a maid's white serving apron and carrying a tray
of
drinks, her ankles were manacled together.
"Rrawor, pretty," murmured Sliandra.
The music was dreadful, a sort of pastiche of the Western Spiral
Arm
pop music known as "Speed House" from the last five
years; loud, brash
and in two-four time. Eventually Sliandra killed the music track
while
leaving the dialogue track online and superimposed the music
of a
gentler era over the images; quite nasty ones too but the use
of camera
angles and the somewhat unconvincing screams of the victim making
it
obvious to all but the most committed and uncritical sadomasochism
fan
that this was not for real. By the time I nosed Catherine into
the
shuttle bays we had awarded the prize for worst HV to a truly
horrendous
piece of work which rejoiced in the title of "Mud Wrestlers
of Lesbos."
Mind you, we had taken copies of a few of the choicer HV's. "Just
in
case we get bored on those long crossings," Sliandra claimed.
It didn't take Sliandra long to get bored. We shipped out of
docking
bays of colony Manta Seven a mere four hours after docking. Their
facilities were primitive to say the least and I was not sorry
to be
heading back to civilisation. We were hauling a cargo of ultra-refined
alpha grade selenium. It had cost us the entire proceedings of
the
inward run to buy the purified metal but Sliandra assured us
we could
double our profits with the right buyer. We also carried a new
piece of
software in Catherine's advert_id=impactbanks; Sliandra had hacked into the
colony's computer and had appropriated a copy of a shiny new
Unisis CAD
program. Whereas Silvermoon and I spent the return journey to
the jump
zone watching the stars and playing chess, Sliandra occupied
herself
with a copy of a HV whose subject matter paralleled her own special
interests and attempted to improve on the device depicted therein,
the
CAD package producing a three dimensional holographic projections
of
curious devices formed from steel wire, plastalloy girders and
chrome
plated chain. As to myself, well I do confess that I snuck a
look at
the dolphin video again...
By the time we reached the jump zone we had a buyer for our metal
on
Kapella and a tidy profit from the whole operation. Sliandra
had also
decided that she wanted a change of decor on the flight deck
from
Classical Greek to Gothic which meant a dry dock break of at
last three
weeks on the planet famous for its pleasure domes. This was a
cause for
celebration for all of us but I shuddered at the thought of what
sort of
ship I would be returning to.
It was a thirteen hour flight to the spaceport. Kapellan sector
regulations insisted on a thousand-click separation between ships
and a
vector speed of no more than 0.03c for incoming vessels. We let
the
computers fly us in during the night-cycle and, at twenty one
hundred
hours I left Sliandra on the bridge haggling over the Dirac for
a refit
at a reasonable price.
During Catherine's last refit (from 1920's Terran Art Deco to
Terran
Classical Greek) Sivermoon and I had combined our two cabins
into one so
that our cabin looked like the front of a temple to Poseidon
with a
large pool stretching out before it. The walls were curved and
HV
systems built into them were capable of projecting the illusion
that the
pool was merely an inlet of the crystal blue Agaean sea. The
projectors
were running as I walked in, giving the appearance that I had
entered
the room from an antechamber of the pillared hall of the temple
of the
Sea God. A white-sailed ship cruised far out to sea as the sun
set as
if behind the temple, the waters of the wine-dark sea reflecting
back
the warm golden rays. Silvermoon floated on the surface of the
pool,
her eyes half closed, her flukes sill and relaxed. Quickly throwing
off
my clothes I slipped into the pool beside her, floating on by
back in
the warm salty water.
"You're pining again." I said softly.
"Yes" she replied in English; "I miss the pull
of the tides, the
feel of the old sun upon my back, the... the..." She trilled
a delphine
word which had no translation in human languages. The word expressed
the peculiar sensation a wave breaking had upon the skin of a
dolphin.
"I know," I replied; I miss Earth too: the crisp air
across the
ice fields, the pure white of the floes; yes, My Beauty, I miss
all
that too." We were quiet for a moment, both remembering
our homeworld,
she the wild and stormy South Atlantic and the delphine city
of New
Atlantis, I the merciless beauty of my childhood home in the
Byrd
glacial basin in Antartica.
When we made love that night it was with the slow languid tenderness
that is born of shared memories. The sea had turned black and
the
constellations of Earth glittered overhead. The soft, repetitious
splash of waves upon the shore found an echo in our movements
until, at
last, we let them lull us into sleep.
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